JOKES: When the spouse asked- You used to say that you’ll love loads after marriage?
To wife-husband: You used to say that even after marriage, you’ll love me loads?
Husband: Sorry man! Little did I do know that you’d be married to me…
Husband – I’m thirsty, carry water..
Spouse- why do not you get Matar Paneer at present
And make a royal casserole and feed it…
Simply work with this.